Frightened Jokes

The frightened tourist: "Are there any bats in this cave?" The guide: "There were, but don't worry, the snakes ate all of them."

The frightened tourist: "Are there any bats in this cave?"The guide: "There were, but dont worry, the snakes ate all of them."

Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal.
"There`s a human with a gun, and he`s getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?"
To which the second skink calmly replied, "Let us spray ¦."