Full-length Jokes

From the Toronto Star:
[A] Canadian Human Rights Tribunal heard two weeks of testimony from eight mosque members alleging “Islamophobia” at [UPS's] west Toronto plant...The eight women, who lost their jobs at UPS, say Islam dictates that they wear a full-length skirt for modesty. The courier company insists that any skirt be knee-length for safety, as workers climb ladders up to 6 metres high.
Under their skirt, the women wear full-length trousers but say they do not want the lower part showing in case the shape of the calf can be discerned.
If they don’t want the shape of their calves to be discernable, I recommend Twinkies.