Gals Jokes / Recent Jokes

It's Lovers day at the ballpark were the guys kiss the gals on the strikes and the gals kiss the guys on the balls.
remake of a Dizzy Dean observation while he was broadcasting a baseball game with Pee Wee Reese

*What GALS really mean when they type in....*
- Blue -- I'm feeling' HORNY
- Pink -- SEXY!
- Red -- I LOVE YOU!
- Green -- Feelin' a little CRAZY!
- Orange -- I'm HAPPY
- Yellow -- SAD!
- Purple -- Feelin' Girly
- Aqua -- Moody

**What she REALLY means when she says...
- I don't like you. (But she still flirts with you) --
I LOVE YOU!
- Call ya tomorrow. -- I AM NEVER CALLING YOU
AGAIN!
- Like the shirt. -- It would look better on my
boyfriend.
- Don't leave me. -- I WANT YOU!
- I like your new hair-cut. -- YOU ARE TOTALLY
HOTT!
- I like you pants. -- I'd rather be in them
with you.

***What she means when she touches you...
- On the Leg -- I want you bad!
- On the face -- I want to make-out!
- The Arm -- Hold My Hand!
- The Neck -- I want a kiss!