Gauditt Jokes

one time.. there was this very big big big man named Gauditt. he smelled very very very bad. some people mistake him for santa claus. he has 2 berds and 1 mustash. he considered himself to be a good good good bowler but he sucked. it was really really really sad. everyone laughed when he went to bend over. people called him lots and lots and lots of names behind his fat fat fat back. his back fat was the size of egypt. he ate 17 tacos daily. he once fell far far far down the long long long stairs and crushed a little little little kid to death. then he went back to the north pole with his big big big fat fat fat elfs.