Gay Marriage Jokes / Recent Jokes

Gay marriage and equality are under fire this weekend in Massachusetts. Presidential hopeful and former Governor Mitt Romney is holding a rally to force a public vote. So we'll have 40% of the population decide how 10% of the people should live. I created this button to help remind my male friends how they feel about homosexuality.

The Supreme Court refused to uphold a California ban on same sex marriage. If they had, automatically, all previous gay marriages would become annulled and the couples restored to a level of happiness only found during the dating period.

In a recent decision, the New York Court of Appeals has ruled that the State Constitution does not compel the recognition of gay marriages. I'm sure this will be particularly disappointing to all the marriage-minded men hanging out at "The Cock" or "The Toolbox" here in New York City.

The New York State Supreme Court may rule this week on legalizing gay marriage--my opposition to gay marriage is rooted in my deep hatred of buying wedding gifts. In fact, I support a straight marriage ban. One more duvet cover and I'm broke.

When asked about Bush's real feelings on gay marriage, a friend who requested anonymity told Newsweek magazine, "I don't think he gives a shit." The friend then bit his trembling lip and burst into tears.