Girlan Jokes

Lovely GirlAn Army driver was chauffeur to a Major who was a notorious womanizer. One day, the major saw a lovely girl.? Turn the car around,? he ordered.The driver promptly stalled the car. By the time he had re-started it the girl had vanished.?Driver,? said the major,? you`d be a total loss in an emergency.??I thought I did pretty well,? the driver said.? That was my girl.?