Gnomes Jokes

I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are small. But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!

I wouldnt say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!

I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beautys skin deep then they were was born inside out!

What do gnomes fear most about Christmas? Theyre afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!

I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are small. But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!