Goatherder Jokes / Recent Jokes

Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a herd of goats pass.

Admiring the cute creatures, she said to the goatherder,' 'If I can guess how many goats you have, can I take one?''.

The goatherder, always the gentleman replied,' 'Of course.''

The blonde thought for a moment and for no discernible reason said,' '352.''

This being the correct number, the goatherder was, understandably totally amazed and exclaimed,' 'You're right! Okay, I'll keep my end of the deal. Take your pick of my herd.''

The blonde carefully considered the entire herd and finally picked one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others.

When she was done, the goatherder turned to her and said,' 'Okay, now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair color, can I have more...