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SANTA & BANTA WERE GOOD FRIENDS. THEY BOTH LOVED CRICKET. THEY BOTH DECIDED THAT WHO EVER DIES FIRST WILL COME IN THE OTHER'S DREAM & TALK ABOUT CRICKET. BANTA DIED FIRST.
SO BANTA CAME IN SANTA'S DREAM AND TALKED ABOUT CRICKET. SO SANTA ASKED BANTA THAT HOW IS CRICKET IN HEAVEN?
BANTA SAID'IN HEAVEN CRICKET IS VERY FAMOUS".
THE NEXT DAY BANTA AGAIN CAME. HE TOLD SANTA THAT HE HAS ONE GOODNEWS & ONE BAD NEWS. SANTA FIRST ASKED THE GOODNEWS.
BANTA SAID'THE GOODNEWS IS THAT THERE IS A MATCH IN HEAVEN TOMORROW & I'AM THE OPENING BATSMAN".
THEN SANTA ASKED THE BAD NEWS & BANTA SAID "THE BAD NEWS IS THAT YOU ARE THE OPENING BOWLER IN THAT MATCH!!!".