Grandad Jokes

> At his wedding reception, the young groom's grandad congratulated his
> grandson and said: "The secret to enjoying a long and happy marriage, is
> to
> listen to each other at all times, respect each other's wishes and to try
> and have sex in moderation. That way, your marriage will last as long as
> your grandma's and mine has".
>
> thanking him for his advice, the grandson said: "What's sex like then when
> you get older, grandad?"
>
> His grandad looked at the grandson, smiled and said: "Just like trying to
> play pool with a piece of rope!"

"Daddy, did Grandad spank you when you were little?"
"Yes, son"
"Did Great-Grandad spank Grandad when he was little?"
"Yes, son"
"Dont you think it's time this family overcame its inherited hooliganism?"

mum, mum, come quickly, grandad has got his dick in the biscuit tin!, oh hush dear, you know he is fucking crackers!