Guessing Jokes

You don`t look too bad, I`m guessing you only got hit once in the face with that sack of nickels, right?

oneday while in school a teacher wanted to know who wants to play the guessing game? me me me! said bobby. ok said the teacher whats big round, shiny, and you can bite it. a apple he said.nope but it shows youre thinking said the teacher. ok he said again whats long and yellow, a banana said bobby.nope but it shows youre thinking said the teacher.ok said bobby now i have a joke for you whats long and white and has a red tip on it. oh bobby said the teacher. nope said bobby its a match but it shows youre thinking.