Gulps Jokes

A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it to him and he gulps in down in one swoop."Hey buddy, you must be having it rough. Whats up with you?" says the bartender."Well, I got home early from work last night and found my wife and my best friend in bed with each other!""Thats terrible pal, the next drink is on the house."So the bartender gives him another tripple scotch and again he gulps it down."If you don't mind me asking, what did you say to your wife?""I told her I've had enough and I want a divorce!""Good for you! You said the right thing.So what did you say to your best friend?""Well, I walked up to him, looked him straight in the eyes and said... BAD DOG!"

A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.
The barman gives it to him and he gulps in down in one swoop.

"Hey buddy, you must be having it rough. Whats up with you?" says the bartender.

"Well, I got home early from work last night and found my wife and my best friend in bed with each other!"

"Thats terrible pal, the next drink is on the house."
So the bartender gives him another tripple scotch and again he gulps it down.
"If you don't mind me asking, what did you say to your wife?"

"I told her I've had enough and I want a divorce!"

"Good for you! You said the right thing.
So what did you say to your best friend?"

"Well, I walked up to him, looked him straight in the eyes and said...
. .. BAD DOG!"

A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. The barman gives it to him and he gulps in down in one swoop." Hey buddy, you must be having it rough. Whats up with you?" says the bartender." Well, I got home early from work last night and found my wife and my best friend in bed with each other!""Thats terrible pal, the next drink is on the house." So the bartender gives him another tripple scotch and again he gulps it down." If you don't mind me asking, what did you say to your wife?" "I told her I've had enough and I want a divorce!""Good for you! You said the right thing. So what did you say to your best friend?" "Well, I walked up to him, looked him straight in the eyes and said.... .. BAD DOG!"

A man goes into the bar and orders a scotch. He gulps it down, and looks in his hand. He orders another one. He gulps it down and orders another one. He again looks in his hand. He orders 2 scotches this time and gulps them both down. He looks in his hand. The bartender, curious, asks the man what's going on.
The man replies, "It's a picture of my wife. When she starts to look good, I'm going home."

A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. The barman gives it to him and he gulps in down in one swoop.
"Hey buddy, you must be having it rough. Whats up with you?" says the bartender.
"Well, I got home early from work last night and found my wife and my best friend in bed with each other!"
"Thats terrible pal, the next drink is on the house." So the bartender gives him another triple scotch and again he gulps it down. "If you don't mind me asking, what did you say to your wife?"
"I told her I've had enough and I want a divorce!"
"Good for you! You said the right thing. So what did you say to your best friend?"
"Well, I walked up to him, looked him straight in the eyes and said... BAD DOG!"