Guruji Jokes

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    Few years in England

    BANTA Singh, like all good Sardars, always greeted everyone in the congregation with a loud." Wakey Guruji Ka Khalsa, Wakey Guruji Ki Fateh'.'

    After spending a few years in England he returned home and at the village gurudwara produced an Anglicised version of the greeting: "Sat Sri Akal. And a copy to all."

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    THE headmaster of a school reprimanded a student.' It has been reported that you called your history teacher gadhaa (ass). You are fined Rs. 50.'
    'Sir, would I be fined if I called a gadhaa my guruji?'
    'Surely not.'
    'That's fine, Guruji!' exclaimed the student.

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