Hadnt Jokes

How did your mom know you hadnt washed your face? I forgot to wet the soap.

Worried because they hadnt heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs. Silver said to her son, "Timmy, would you go next door and see how old Mrs. Kirkland is?"A few minutes later, Timmy returned."Well," asked Mrs. Silver, "is she all right?""Shes fine, except that shes angrywith you.""With me?" the woman exclaimed. "Whatever for?""She said Its none of your business how old she is," snickered Timmy.