Halloween Jokes / Recent Jokes

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners!

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy.

What do witches eat at Halloween? Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie!

What do stupid kids do at Halloween? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins!

How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel!

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween? They're used to people' goblin' them!

What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump-kin!