Hashish Jokes

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A dime bag of Panama Red
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Two hits of acid
And a dime bag of Panama Red
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Three snorts of coke
Two hits of acid
And a dime bag of Panama Red
On the forth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Four pink pills
Three snorts of coke
Two hits of acid
And a dime bag of Panama Red
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Five pounds of hashish
Four pink pills
Three snorts of coke
Two hits of acid
And a dime bag of Panama Red
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six joints a smoking
Five pounds of hashish
Four pink pills
Three snorts of coke
Two hits of acid
And a dime bag of Panama Red
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven cubes of crack
Six joints a more...

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A dime bag of Panama Red
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Two hits of acid
And a dime bag of Panama Red
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Three snorts of coke
Two hits of acid
And a dime bag of Panama Red
On the forth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Four pink pills
Three snorts of coke
Two hits of acid
And a dime bag of Panama Red
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Five pounds of hashish
Four pink pills
Three snorts of coke
Two hits of acid
And a dime bag of Panama Red
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six joints a smoking
Five pounds of hashish
Four pink pills
Three snorts of coke
Two hits of acid
And a dime bag of Panama Red
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven cubes of more...

In August, 12 men were arrested near Szczecin in northern Poland as they
were digging up a road because they had heard a rumor that it was built
with a large stockpile of police-confiscated hashish. The hashish had been
sold to a chemical plant to be incinerated into ash for road
construction.