Headphones Jokes

A blonde walks into a barber shop wearing a set of headphones. She sits down in the chair and says I need my hair cut.
The barber starts to cut the right side then stops. He says, “You need to take off your headphones. ”
Blonde: “I can’t, I’ll just die! ”
The barber cuts the right side and goes to the left side. He starts cutting then stops. He says, “You really have to take off your headphones. ”
Blonde: “I can’t, I’ll just die! ”
The barber cuts the left side and starts on the back. He starts cutting then stops again. He says, “Now, you REALLY have to take off your headphones! ”
Blonde: “I can’t, I’ll just die! ”
The barber starts cutting, but then stops. He leans over and grabs the blonde’s headphones and pulls them off. She chokes, then falls to the ground dead.
The barber picks up the headphones and listens. “Breathe In… Breathe Out… Breathe In… Breathe Out…”

A blonde walked into a hair salon and sat into the barber´s chair. The barber noticed that she had headphones on her head. The barber asked the blonde what kind of haircut she wanted. She didn´t reply, so the barber asked again. Again no reply. Then he was getting very annoyed so he took off her headphones. Suddenly she turned blue and fell on the floor. He checked her pulse and she was dead. He was wondering what was in her headphones so he put them on. He heard: " Inhale, Exhale, Inhale, Exhale...

a blonde walks into a barber shop and says to the lady i want my hair cut please. O.K. sure. The lady starts to cut her hair and then says miss you must take off those headphones so i can cut your hair. The blonde goes just work around them please! So the lady says well i guess does about ten minutes and needs the headphones to be taken off so the blonde stuggles and finally takes them off and drops on the floor and dies. The hairdresser picks up the headphones and listened in and heard... breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breath out.

This blond goes in to a salon to get her hair cut. She's wearing a pair of headphones, and the stylist says that he can't cut her hair with the headphones on.
She replies "No, you have to cut around the headphones, I can't take them off".
They argue about this for a few minutes, he finally agrees to cut her hair around the headphones, but he will have to charge her extra. She says, "That's ok, go ahead and cut it".
So he cuts her hair, and although it looks strange because of the headphones, she's happy with it. So a few weeks later she comes in again.
Again she wants her hair cut around the headphones. He says, "No way, not
this time, this time I'm taking the headphones off".
So he takes off the headphones and throws them on the floor. He starts cutting her hair, and a few minutes later, she falls out of the chair to the floor, dead.
He wonders what in the world is happening, so he picks up the headphones and puts them more...

A blonde wearing a walkman walks into a barber shop to get a haircut.
When she sits down in the chair, the hair stylist says, "you have to take your headphones off before i can cut your hair."
so she takes off the headphones.
A minute later she passes out.
when the paramedics get there, he picks up the headphones.
he listened to the recording. it said, "Inhale... exhale... inhale... exhale..."