Heal Jokes / Recent Jokes

A middle aged couple is watching TV when a TV Evangelist comes on and promises to heal the sick.

"If only you would pray with Him, place your right hand in the air, and place your left hand on the afflicted area, the Almighty Lord will heal you."

So the man places his right hand in the air and his left hand on his crotch and his wife says "Gee honey he said heal the sick, not raise the dead!"

I don't get to church much, but I do watch a lot of religious programming every Sunday morning from 4:30 to 7:00 as I come down.
I saw Benny Hinn heal a woman with back pain, a man with leg pain, and a child with headaches. However, I didn't see him heal anything serious like an amputated limb or cancer. I guess God has about the same power as aspirin.

Six.
Three fighters to hack apart the ceiling, a mage to fireball what's left of the ceiling, two clerics to heal the wounded in the roof cave-in, a druid to heal the roof and a thief to steal a new
bulb and screw it in.