Heights Jokes / Recent Jokes
Heights of Patriotism
"You ore sitting on an English toilet in Indian style"
Modern Heights
1. What is height of Fashion?
A. Dhoti with a zip.
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2. What is height of Secrecy?
A. Offering blank visiting cards.
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3. What is height of Active laziness?
A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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4. What is height of Craziness?
A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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5. What is height of Forgetfulness?
A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
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6. What is height of Stupidity?
A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
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7. What is height of Honesty?
A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
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8. What is height of more...
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1> Morningwood
Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
In answer to an advertisement for tough outdoorsy types, for a mountaineering trip, a frail, little old man appears.
The advertiser asks him, "Well, how old are you?"
The elderly fellow says, "Ninety-two, I think."
The advertiser hesitates, decides to be polite and go along. So he asks, "And are you in good health?"
The old man says, "I have such pain from my arthritis, and bursitis, and phlebitis, you wouldn't believe it."
"And have you much mountaineering experience?"
"Ach, no! I'm scared to death of heights! Such vertigo I have."
"Have you any outdoors experience at all?"
"I get outside for five minutes, and I start sneezing my head off with my allergies."
The advertiser finally begins to lose patience with the charade and bursts out, "Look, sir, I advertised for experienced mountaineers. You're quite elderly, in a lot of discomfort, you tell me you're terrified more...