Hemispheric Jokes

It took four years from the time George Herbert Walker Bush became President in 1988 for him to generate enough examples of his legendary verbal confusion to justify publishing a book of "Bushisms".
His son took 22 days. President Bush's murder of meaning seems to occur almost daily and has spoiled followers of verbal obfuscation for choice. Among recent highlights of his ability to baffle, bemuse and entertain have been:
"I understand small business growth. I was one."
"I know that the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully."
"There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it."
"Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment."
"I haven't had a chance to ask the questioners the question they've been questioning."
"I hope the ambitious realise that more...