Hides Jokes

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette trespass into a barn.
They hear the farmer comming and each hide. The redhed girl
hides with the chickens and when the farmer say "is anyone in here?"
she goes " bkaaakk!!!" so the farmer leaves. the brunette hides
with the cows and when the farmer comes she goes "Moooooo!!!!!!"
And the blonde hides in the potatoes. WHen the farmer asks if anyone
is in there she thinks really hard and say softly "potatoe".

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly,
sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Then the woman's husband unexpectedly comes home.
She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy is in there already. The little Boy says: "Dark in here."
The Man says: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!"
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$1, 000."
A few weeks later it happened again,
and the boy and the lover were in the cupboard together again.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have soccer boots."
The Man, remembering the last time, asks the boy: "How much?"
The Boy says: more...

Three people were facing the firing squad: Hussein, Bin Laden, and Bush. Hussein was first and just as the squad is about to fire, he screams "EARTHQUAKE!" the firing squad hides and Hussein runs away. Next, Bin Laden comes along and just as the firing squad is about to fire, he screams "TORNADO!" the firing squad hides and Bin Laden runs away. Last is Bush and he thinks what to say so he can get away finally he thinks of something and as the firing sqaud is about to fire, Bush screams "FIRE!"