Hiram Jokes / Recent Jokes
Hiram answers the telephone, and it's an emergency room doctor. The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will be on a respirator the rest of her life." Hiram says, "My God. What's the good news?" The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Hiram!
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you!