Hit-and-run Jokes

The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to help. "My mother-in-law just tried to runme over!" the shaken man told the cop." The car hit you from behind," the officer said. "How couldyou tell it was your mother-in-law?" "I recognized the laugh!" he replied.

Bills' running back Marshawn Lynch won't be punished by the NFL for his involvement in a hit-and-run accident. In the end, the league felt that spending six months in Buffalo was punishment enough.