Homosexuals Jokes / Recent Jokes

Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had gotten circumcised last week. "Can I see it?" asked the second gay guy. So the first guy promptly dropped his pants to show off his operation." Oooh," squealed his friend, "You look ten years younger!"

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad spoke at Columbia University today, and was asked about his alleged abuse of homosexuals. The Iranian President denied any involvement saying, “In Iran we don’t have homosexuals.”

Ahmadinejad went on to say, “We don’t have any homosexuals because I killed them all.”

“You know Bill O’Reilly is in a little bit of trouble with the black folks. … He had dinner in Harlem with Al Sharpton - he must have lost a bet - and he discovered that black people use utensils when they eat. He said he was shocked and delighted to see there was no difference between a black-owned restaurant and a white-owned restaurant. Which is true, because apparently, they both serve crackers” –Bill Maher
“Last week during a speech to the NRA, Rudy Giuliani was interrupted by a cell phone call, which he stopped his speech to answer. Giuliani then told the audience, ‘That was my wife reminding me to pick up some milk at the 9-Eleven’” –Seth Meyers
“The Democrats had a very big week this week. They tacked a hate crimes bill onto the war spending bill. … Apparently, attacks on gays, they said, is also actually terrorism. I don’t have time to explain how this bill works, but next year, General Petraeus will be eligible for a Tony. ” –Bill more...

well this is usually my favorite month of the year and not just because its ford truck month, but because it is traditionally the apex of hurricane season. i look forward to this every year, because pat robertson always finds a way to mistakenly blame a category 3 on a bunch of homosexuals.
i'm here to set the record straight. homosexuals do not cause hurricanes...the jews do.