Honourable Jokes

Our honourable speaker decides to introduce a lie-detecting machine in to the parliament to restict the' gal palena boru' which are freely flying around. He decides to call the cabinet members for a demonstration as asks a few to say something as a test. First, starts our honourable minister Prof. G. L. Pieris and as soon as he starts talking about his overwhelming victory,' beep', goes off the buzzer.
Next was Hon. Gen. Ratwatte's turn. He starts talking about the military advances in the north, the buzzer goes off.
Finally, its honourable minister Mr Mangala Samaraweera's turn. He doesn't know what to say so he starts off " I think...
"Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep" goes the buzzer.......