Hortense Jokes / Recent Jokes

Sally and Hortense were busy, in the age-old manner of secretaries on their lunch hour, gabbing and gobbling at the same time. The subject was men, and strangely enough it was Hortense, the plainer of the two, who was doing the talking.

"I tell you, Sally," she said excitedly, her eyes sparkling, "he's the only guy in my whole life who's made me feel this way. Oh, the touch of his hand, the sound of his voice, the-"
"You certainly sound pretty far gone on him," Sally interrupted amusedly.

"Oh yes," said Hortense brightly. "This time it's the real thing sex.