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This guy gets drunk one night, and wakes up with a terrible hangover, and realizes he's in a motel. As his eyes come into focus, he sees a very ugly girl sitting at the foot of the bed, staring at him.
She looks at him says, "What are we going to name it?"
He picks up the rubber he used the night before, ties it in a knot, tosses it out the window, and says, "If he gets out of this we'll call him Houdini."

Do you think Houdini ever locked his keys in his car?

The great nephew of Harry Houdini's wants to exhume the magician’s body to determine if he was poisoned.

If Houdini was poisoned, I would like to know four things: 1) Who is responsible? 2) Can that same poison be used on David Blaine? 3) Can the poison also be used on Criss Angel & David Copperfield? and finally, 4) Can I use the poison on every single magician, mind reader, and Circus Soleil performer in the Northern Hemisphere?