Howling Jokes

What's the difference between a dog howling on the back porch, and a woman howling on the front porch?
The dog shuts up when you let it in.

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front.

Because he spent the nights howling as he made love to one svelte kitten or another, the aggressive tomcat Studd was a source of irritation to the neighborhood. Thus, Mr. Essoe reluctantly took the proud cat to be neutered.
A few days later, one of the neighbors happened to meet Mr. Essoe in the street. The men apologized for the inconvenience each had caused the other, after which the neighbor tried to lighten the conversation.
"Yeah," he said, "it's been a rough time, but I'll bet ole Studd's probably leading a more relaxed life now, just lyin' around and gettin' fat."
"Quite the contrary," Mr. Essoe replied with a trace of pride. "He's still out each night, onlyj now he goes as a consultant."

What is worse than a dog howling at the moon? Two dogs howling at the moon.