Hows Jokes

"And hows yer wife, Pat?" "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, shes too weak t be dangerous anymore!"

One day a wife gets married but she is having a very bad sex life so she consults her doctor about it. she says"doc im having a bad sex life help me!" the doctor says here give this to your husband every night for improvement. well she puts a pill in the glass and has good sex so she thinks"hmmmm if one pill did that just imagine two pills so she puts two pill in his drink and they have great sex and she is thinking "hmmm if two did that just imagine the whole bottle.so she pours the whole bottle in the cup.(the next morning)the doctor callos the house and asks the son so hows everyone doing". "well my mom is dead (too much sex) my sister is pregnant and my ass hurt" "well hows your dad doing" "well he outside yelling here kitty kitty kitty"