Humor Jokes / Recent Jokes

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? "I don't know, but I can look it up for you."

How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs; they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.

How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report? Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb? "In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii, dealing exactly with this issue."

After a visit to the circus, Geoff and Don were discussing the thrills and marvels they had seen. "I didnt think much of the knife thrower, did you?" said Geoff. "I thought he was great!" enthused Don. "Well, I didnt," said Geoff. "He kept throwing those knives at that soppy girl but he didnt hit her once."

A preacher, who shall we say was "humor impaired," attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for their ministry.

Among the speakers were many well known and dynamic speakers. One such boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman that wasn't my wife!" The crowd was shocked! He followed up by saying, "And that woman was my mother!" - The crowd burst into laughter and delivered the rest of his talk, which went over quite well.

The next week, the pastor decided he'd give this humor thing a try, and use that joke in his sermon. As he surely approached the pulpit that sunny Sunday, he tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It suddenly seemed a bit foggy to him.

Getting to the microphone he said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of another woman that was not my wife!" The more...

"Laughter is God's gift to mankind." proclaimed the preacher ponderously.

"And mankind," responded the cynic, "is the proof that God has a sense of humor."