Hutch Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Hutch!
Hutch who!
Bless you, and I'm right out of tissues!

A little girl lived on a farm and had a white rabbit that she really loved. One day, when the 12 year old boy from the next farm over got off the school bus, he found his Rottweiler tossing the corpse of a mangled white bunny up and down. Recognizing the bunny as the little girl's, he knew there would be big trouble for his dog if anyone found out.
"What am I going to do," he thought to himself. He thought about it for a few moments and, being a good, honest boy, he decided to do the right thing and tell the neighbors what had happened. He got the dead rabbit away from his dog and took it to the neighbor's house. Unfortunately, they weren't home. So, he gently placed the rabbit back in its hutch and latched the door, intending to tell them later.
Half an hour later, as he was shooting hoops in his driveway, he heard piercing screams coming from the direction of the neighbor's farm. He immediately jumped on his bike and rushed over to see what was wrong.
The more...

A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible?

Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER…. wherever u go out network follows.

Dont marry AIRTEL girl, she will magic on you.
Dont marry BSNL girl, she has contact all indians.
Dont marry IDEA girl, she touches tommorrow.
Dont marry RELIANCE girl, she will make you in her mutthi.
MARRY HUTCH girl she follow where ever you go.

Ones two boys angad & prithye were going, and a dog was following angad and at a time they stopped & the dog too stopped by
Touchig angad's pant & then surprized and angad said' i have got airtel's connection but why hutch's connection following
Me?'