Independence Day Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: What's red, white, blue and yellow?
A: The Star-Spangled Banana!
Teacher: "Jenny, what do you know that has stars and stripes?"
Jenny: "A movies about a zebra!"

I wish you all a HAPPY FOURTH.
I'd like to tell you now
Get a pencil; write this down
I'm gonna tell you how.
Pass it on to all your friends
Just tell them what you heard.
The way to have a happy FOURTH
Is buy a FIFTH on the THIRD!