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Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?
A: He lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.

What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac? Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

How do you describe a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?
It's a guy who sits up all night wondering if there is a dog or not.

Then there was the insomniac prowler who was convicted of resisting a rest...