Ipods Jokes

What really blows my mind about iPods is all the accessories. You can't go into a store or open a magazine without seeing 200 things you can plug your iPod into these days. They've got jeans you can plug them into, toilet paper holders, they've got shoes now - Nike has shoes...seriously. I'm waiting for Apple to tap into that niche market of lonely women who like to download music by coming out with the iBrator:
"1000 songs in your...um...pocket"