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There was once a pillow that thought it was as light as a feather. So then the pillow walked over to a University called the university of Irony.
Walking towards the main entrance, the pillow stared at the banner that declared the Univerities name in awe and suddenly began to laugh.
University students, teachers and random people crowded around the pillow to see why he was laughing, as he chortled and chuckled for three days and three nights without stopping.
By then most of the crowd had left except for the Principal of the University who was rather curious and had waited until the pillow had calmed down to find out what the big joke was.
“So.. What was so funny? ”
He asked the pillow curiously.
The pillow laughed and started giggling again.
“You spelled Irony wrong! ”

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.