Jackie Jokes

The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class. "Jackie," she asked, "can you count to 10 without mistakes?""Yes," said Jackie, and she did."Now, Fred," said the teacher, "can you count from 10 to 20?""That depends," said Fred, "with or without mistakes"!

Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have? Jackie: Nine. Teacher: That's not right, you'd have eight. Jackie: No, Teacher, I'd have nine. I already have one rabbit at home!

Buying a Fur Coat
Watching her mother as she tried on her new fur coat, young Jackie said unhappily, "Mom, do you realize some poor dumb beast suffered so you could have that?"
The woman shot her an angry look, "Jackie, how dare you talk about your father like that!"

Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card. "What is this 45 in math?" asked her father. "I think that's the size of the class," she said quickly!

Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card."What is this 45 in math?" asked her father."I think thats the size of the class," she said quickly!