James Bond Jokes / Recent Jokes

...Nadya Suleman will fulfill a dream when she stars opposite Daniel Craig in the next James Bond movie. Suleman will play the title character in the re-make of the Bond classic "Octopussy."

Ever since he first saw James Bond take off in "Thunderball", it has been Troy Widgery's dream to build a "spectacular flying machine".

Apparently, he has succeeded. When asked about the technology that enables this method of human flight, Troy replied "It's basically what it looks like. Two giant upside-down Coca-Cola bottles shaken vigorously and then opened."

Desiring faster, higher and longer flights, Troy's company, Jet Pack International, have completed successful trials by using Diet Coke and adding multiple Menthos.
click here for Jet Pack International's website

James Bond is back in the new movie "Casino Royale". This time 007 saves the world from the evil Brotherhood of Really Awful Thespians or B.O.R.A.T.