Jeered Jokes

"I saw you kissing my sister last night!" jeered the brat to the embarrassed teenager.
"All right all right! Not so loud," said the youth. "Here`s fifty cents to keep your mouth shut."
"Gee, thank! Wait a minute and I`ll give you twenty cents change."
"Twenty cents change? What for?"
"I like to be fair," said the youngster, "and it`s the same price for everybody!"