Jer-ry Jokes

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    The bumper sticker on your car reads: "What Would Dawson Do?"
    In the middle of an exam, you tell the professor you want to use a lifeline.
    You need to be tranquilized when the cable goes out.
    In the late evening, you look forward to sitting back and catching the latest informercial.
    If you're a witness to an argument, you instinctually shout, "Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry!"
    You try to impress the opposite sex by saying, "Hey, I get 120 channels!"
    Your entire CD collection consists of "Greatest Hits" albums by the decade.
    You have a gold-plated "clicker."
    Your intellectual discussions all stem from The Discovery Channel.
    After 15 minutes of work, you need a two-minute break.

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