Jessica Simpson Jokes

According to Life & Style Magazine, romantic sparks are flying between comedian Dane Cook and his, "Employee of the Month" co-star Jessica Simpson. Cook would not confirm the rumor, however he does list, "Comics who've F-ed Jessica Simpson" as one of his MySpace groups.

Amazon announced today that based on Jessica's movie performance that her new book due out next year will be the company's first title that goes "Straight to Kindle".

President Obama yesterday ordered an end to torture techniques like waterboarding, sleep deprivation, and playing Jessica Simpson CDs.

The singer reportedly fumbled the lyrics of 3 songs in 38 mins. This beats her boyfriend Tony Romo’s fumble record by 1.

Jessica Simpson forgot her lyrics, mumbled through songs, and fought back tears during a performance Thursday. Attendees called it a typical Ashlee Simpson concert.