Jfk Jokes

What do JFK Jr. and a penguin have in common?

They're both cute as hell and can't fly!

Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common? A: They haven't had any brains for the last thirty years.

Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common? A: They havent had any brains for the last thirty years.

Lincoln and JFK started politics 100 years apart. Lincoln and JFK were elected to office 100 yrs apart. Lincoln and JFKs' vice president's had the last name Johnson. Lincoln and JFK have 7 letters in their last name. Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy and Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln. Here's the BIG ONE: Lincoln, a week before his death, was in Monroe, Maryland. Kennedy, a week before his death, was in Marilyn Monroe!!!!