Joana Jokes / Recent Jokes

this one kid was learning about whales in class. the teacher says "whales cant actualy open their mouth that wide, so they cant even swallow a human." Then a kid says "But joana got swallowed by a whale." Then the teacher says "well that didnt really happen." then the kid says"when i go to heaven ill ask him." then the techer says" what if joana didnt go to heaven?" so the kid says" then when you die you ask him."