Jobcentre Jokes / Recent Jokes

A dog walks into a JobCentre and says to the assistant: "Excuse me pal, you got any jobs for me?"
The assistant picks himself up off the floor and recomposes himself - "Um, yeah, leave it with me, come back in an hour and I'll see what I can do for you."
The dog leaves. The assistant rings Billy Smart's Circus. "Hey Billy - you interested in a talking Dog?"
"Of course, send him along! If he's any good there'll be a few quid in it for you!"
An hour later, the dog pads back into the JobCentre. The assistant gushes: "Great news! You've got an interview tommorow at Billy Smarts Circus!"
The dog looks puzzled. "What does a circus want with a bricklayer?"