Joey Jokes / Recent Jokes
Teacher: Joey, your behavior is terrible! How many more times am I going to have to keep you in after school?
Joey: 97.
Teacher: 97?
Joey: Yeah. That's how many days are left until the summer holidays.
At the Henry Street Hebrew School, Goldblatt, the new teacher, finished the day's lesson. It was now time for the usual question period."Mr. Goldblatt," announced little Joey, "there's somethin' I can't figger out.""What's that Joey?" asked Goldblatt."Well accordin' to the Bible, the Children of Israel crossed the Red Sea, right?""Right.""An' the Children of Israel beat up the Philistines, right?""Er--right.""An' the Children of Israel built the Temple, right?""Again you're right.""An' the Children of Israel fought the' gyptians, an' the Children of Israel fought the Romans, an' the Children of Israel wuz always doin' somethin' important, right?""All that is right, too," agreed Goldblatt. "So what's your question?" "What I wanna know is this," demanded Joey. "What wuz all the grown-ups doin"?
Dear Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur for Xmas. Iv ben a good boy all yer.
Yer Frend,
BiLLy
Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to being a career lawn care specialist. How' bout I send you a fucking book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger, at least HE can spell!
Santa
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peaceand joy in the world for everybody!
Love,
Sarah
Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa
Dear Santa,
I've written you for three years now asking for a fire truck. Please, I really, really want a fire truck this year.
Love,
Joey
Dear Joey,
Let me make it up to you. While you sleep, I'm gonna torch your house. You'll have more fire trucks than you'll know what to do with.
Santa Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas I'd more...
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Joey!
Joey who?
Joey to the center of the Earth!
At the Henry Street Hebrew School, Goldblatt, the new teacher, finished the day's lesson. It was now time for the usual question period.
"Mr. Goldblatt," announced little Joey, "there's somethin' I can't figger out."
"What's that Joey?" asked Goldblatt.
"Well accordin' to the Bible, the Children of Israel crossed the Red Sea, right?"
"Right."
"An' the Children of Israel beat up the Phillistines, right?"
"Er--right."
"An' the Children of Israel built the Temple, right?"
"Again you're right."
"An' the Children of Israel fought the' gyptians, an' the Children of Israel fought the Romans, an' the Children of Israel wuz always doin' somethin' important, right?"
"All that is right, too," agreed Goldblatt. "So what's your question?"
"What I wanna more...
Three men were on top of the empire state building. The first man's name was Clark the second man's name was Joey and the thirds name was Jo Momma. Joey was drunk so Clark decided to play a little joke on him. Clark said,"
Yo Joey if u jumped of this building tbe air would bring u rite back up!"
So Joey said,"
Oh come on Clark that's not true!"
So Clark jumped off and came rite back up. "
Wow!"
said Joey here le me try! So Joey jumped off and fell flat... dead. Then, Jo Momma said to Clark o jez supaman u gotts to stop doin dat!
Well, Morgan came home one night. She was 16 at this time. She found her old friend, Joey lying in her bed, with his shirt off. He turned his head and spotted Morgan! Morgan Clark walked over to him and asked,"
Joey"
? "
YEAH, BABY"
! "
OOOOOH"
, Morgan said suprised,"
What are you doing"
, She raised her eyebrow."
Well i sort of thought you were thinking of me, like this... you like me, you love me, you want some more of me"
! "
Good Idea"
, Morgan explained. She pulled of her shirt, and uncliped her braw. She pulled down her pants and slipped off her purple underwear, then she stood butt naked in the middle of the room."
Yeah! Baby!"
< Joey whistled. And they has sex all night!