Jog Jokes

1. It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add
one minute to your life. This enables you, at age 85, to spend
an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5, 000 per month.

2. My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60.
She is now 97 and we don't know where the hell she is.

3. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear
heavy breathing again.

4. I joined a health club last year, spent about $400. Haven't
lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.

5. I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures
out what I am doing.

6. I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he
would have put them further up our body.

7. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who
annoy me.

8. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

9. The advantage of more...

Yo Mama is so fat people jog around her for exercise!

1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now & we don’t know where the heck she is.
2. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
3. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven’t lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.
4. I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
5. I don’t exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.
6. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
7. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
8. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
9. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
10. I don’t jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

For all you health nuts out there:

1) My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now & we don't know where the heck she is.

2) The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

3) I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.

4) I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

5) I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.

6) I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

7) I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

8) The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

9) If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

10) I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my more...

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise