John Ensign Jokes

Republican Senator John Ensign (NV) has stepped down from his leadership post, after admitting he carried on an extramarital affair with a woman who was on his campaign staff.
There's a lot of speculation as to his next move; with what we know about him now, I'd say he's already a halfway decent Democrat.

Sen. John Ensign helped his mistress's husband get two jobs during the time the Republican senator acknowledges carrying on an extramarital affair. One job was in Iraq and the other in Afghanistan.

Sen. John Ensign of Nevada claims his parents gave $96,000 to his mistress and her family.
Eliot Spitzer spent about $100,000 on his hooker over ten years or so and Senator Ensign spent $96,000 in one day. And the Republicans clam to be more fiscally responsible than Democrats.