Keira Knightley Jokes / Recent Jokes

The top grossing film this week was "Invincible," about a football player played by Mark Wahlberg.
This is not to be confused with "Invisible," a movie about Keira Knightley's breasts.

Actress Keira Knightley told reporters on Tuesday that the rumors regarding her having anorexia are false; that she definitely does not have an eating disorder. She then sat down to her favorite meal - a lightly seasoned crouton.

Lindsay Lohan and Keira Knightley will join forces on the low budget independent film “The Best Time of Our Lives.” How was the film able to be produced at a low budget?
- Because they didn’t have to provide any food.

Keira Knightley recently rejected suggestions that she was anorexic. She said her grandmother and great-grandmother both suffered from anorexia, so she was very aware of the problem, but Knightley assured the press, "I'm quite sure I don't have it..."
She continued, "...Because I eat and throw up, which is definitely bulimia and not anorexia." (She knows her eating disorder facts.)