Kerrigan Jokes

From today's USA Today: Top 10 things that Nancy Kerrigan wouldn't want to hear from her Olympic roommate, Tonya Harding:
No, I insist, you go first.
Your cocoa is the one on the left, and honest, it's suppose to be that color.
Well, yeah, now that you mention it, I guess the tub is kind of slippery.
I know, let's pretend you're a pinata.
I'll design the kneepad, you endorse it. We'll make a foutune!
Do you have any idea how Katarina feels about prractical jokes?
Oh. I guess those don't go in the microwave.
OK, so I've watched the shower scene from Psycho nine straight times. What's your point?
Someone named Knuckles? For me?
Enough, already. It was only a knee!