Kindness Jokes / Recent Jokes

An Irishman, with quite a pronounced limp, sits down at a bar and orders a whiskey. As he looks down at the end of the bar, he sees someone who resembles Jesus, so he asks the bartender, "Is that Jesus down there?" The bartender confirms that it is, so the Irishman tells him to give Jesus a whiskey, too.
Next, a hunchbacked Italian enters the bar and orders a glass of wine. When he sees Jesus sitting down at the end of the bar, he asks the bartender to give a glass of wine to the son of God, too.
Finally, a redneck swaggers in, dragging his knuckles on the floor, and hollers, "Barkeep, set me up a cold one. Hey, is that God's boy down there?" The bartender nods and the redneck tells him to give Jesus a cold one, too.
As Jesus gets up to leave, he walks over to the Irishman, touches him, and says, "For your kindness, you are healed!" Feeling the strength return to his legs, the Irishman gets up and dances a jig out the door.
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There was a duckling that was crying near a lake, so an owl flew down to see what was the matter with it. "Why are you crying, duckling," the owl asked.
"My parents walked into the middle of the road and got ran over by a truck, so I don't know who or what I am", said the duckling.
"Well, you're a duckling sitting by a lake, so you must be supposed to swim," said the owl. The duckling was amazed at the wisdom of the old owl, and asked how he could ever repay him. The owl told him to simply repay the same kindness to another creature someday.
Thrilled with his new-found sense of self, the duckling went to the lake to go for a swim, determined to someday repay the favor to another animal.
He arrived at the other side of the pond and saw a crying skunk. "Why are you crying?", asked the duckling.
"My parents walked in the middle of the road and got ran over by a truck, so I don't know who or what I am," said the baby more...