King Kong Jokes / Recent Jokes
If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have? A ding-dong King Kong.
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin? A lid!
What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? "Oops! King Kong ring wrong."
Why didnt King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didnt like Chinese food.
Whats big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.
How can you mend King Kongs arm if hes twisted it? With a monkey wrench.